Too Short – Blowjob Betty (1993)
When it comes to dirty rap lyrics, no one looms larger than Too Short. Along with Miami’s 2 Live Crew, the Oakland MC opened the doors for X-rated rap in the ‘80s (although it can be said that both took inspiration from the recently departed funk icon Blowfly), and his lyrics have remained delightfully raw and nasty throughout his now 30-year career. He even roped Sister Nancy into his dirty web in 1993 — a time when dancehall was experiencing its own descent into slackness — sampling “Bam Bam” on “Blowjob Betty,” a self-explanatory tale about a woman who uses her head to get ahead. This one is definitely NSFW.