5. Shyne f. Barrington Levy “Bad Boyz”
Shyne is Belizean but nobody knows it, so this entry stands. Plus there’s nothing that’s not right about this song, from the Grace Jones/Sly & Rob sample, to the hair-raising Belly vibes of the video, to Mr. Levy in a safari suit and bucket hat making his one-syllable cameo into an infinity-syllable cameo. Whoooooooooooooah.