Toppa Top 10: Dancehall Cameos

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March 26, 2010


10. Scritti Politti f. Shabba Ranks “She’s a Woman”

UK record exec 1: Cheezus, I’ve got to sell this shit remake of a Beatles cover.
UK record exec 2: It is bleeding awful. Maybe we can resurrect it somehow…
Rec exec 1: No. No, it is totally beyond redemption. What am i gorna do, I’m effing ruined.
Rec exec 2: Hold the phone. How did Island/Mercury save that Rolling Stones cover they put out a few years ago…?