Toppa Top 10: Hollywood’s Worst Fake Jamaican Accents

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With the possible exception of awful Irish faux-brogues and phony Brooklyn I-Talian talk, what way of speaking has been more consistently mangled by actors in the last 30 years than the Jamaican accent? Even seasoned professionals seem to have the impression that stringing “mon,” “irie” and “bloodclot” into a coherent sentence equates to passable patois—just watch how much Robin Williams misses the mark in his occasionally on-point accent marathon. With a little help from our friends Ian Swain and Alanna Stuart from Toronto’s Bonjay (who once planned an aborted music video concept around roughly the same concept), we present the most unintentionally—and intentionally—bad Ja-fakin’ accents and worst patois faux-pas.

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  • miggySmalls

    Michael Rose is involved in at least 3 of these

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  • Weezbag

    “Clara’s Heart”, anyone?
    http://bit.ly/lwLLZF

  • http://www.kingsleydesigns.weebly.com Kingsley

    O—M—–G!
    Unless you’re born into it, patois…nah go wuk fe yuh! Yuh zzz mi? Should be nuff Yardies making corn as dialect coaches in Hollywood!

  • subs

    Paul Mooney as “King Willie” In Predator 2. The worst !

  • Joni

    Taye Diggs in Waiting to Exhale… lol horrible!

  • http://www.TRUErentals.biz TRUE

    no, no, no, these are not the worst. have you never watched family guy? they have a character based on miss cleo that not only has the most ridiculously retarded faux-patois — far worse than anything here — but they didn’t even bother getting a woman to play the role! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3GpIbk7LZ8

  • http://okayplayer.com tarkpor

    Marked for Death!

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    Eriq La Salle in Johnny Was as the Jamaican drug dealer Julius

  • k.d. isaacs

    #icant with you. LOLOL.